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Space fans can buy a miniature version of Jeff Bezos’ dick rocket

Now you can penetrate the vastness of space just like Jeff Bezos (Estes)
Now you can penetrate the vastness of space just like Jeff Bezos (Estes)

What better way to celebrate the accomplishments of a billionaire space cowboy than with a 1/66th scale model of his own phallic rocket ship?

When Jeff Bezos launched himself and his crew to the edge of space in July, many were happy to point out the amusing shape of the New Shepard rocket.

And model rocket maker Estes has recreated it, down to the tiniest detail, for any space fan in the US to snap up for $70 (£51).

The replica will fly 400 feet in the air and even deploys parachutes to guide it gently back to Earth.

‘Estes is proud to partner with Blue Origin to provide a piece of history that inspires kids to dream and imagine,’ explains the company’s website.

‘The ready to fly New Shepard model is a perfect addition to your office shelf or launch it to recreate the spaceflight for yourself!’

Space fans can now buy a miniature version of Jeff Bezos' dick rocket
It actually works, too (Estes)

A teaser video showing the model rocket’s prowess was posted to YouTube. And it received all the comments you’d expect:

‘Does it vibrate? Asking for a friend.’

‘Does it come with oil for lubricant?’

‘Can’t wait to post my Amazon product review: “It’s not a dildo. One star.”’

‘My sister has one of them in her drawer’

You get the idea.

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The tiny dick rocket doesn’t go on sale until November and, sadly, won’t be available in the UK.


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